miuroll:

flamingo cocktail stick

14,000원



In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau’s famous motto: “Anyone can cook.” But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist; but a great artist can come from anywhere.


amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich


spermcells:

Summertime Swaggie

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orange is the new black meme | 8 inmates

"i’m crazy. i’m a crazy person. there is something really wrong with me."

"I’ll tell you what my mother told me, and these are words to live by; selfish people live longer." — Lydia, The Other Woman (2014)


studip:

my irl friends r my problematic faves


college: Why should we accept you
me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
college: damn son you in


finalgrrl:

i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself



I look a woman up and down and say, “Hey, how you doin’?”